My wife is currently measuring herself for her mom to make some maternity clothes. She has expressed on a large number of occasions that she feels heavy or bloated and that she has such an obvious bulge.
She measured herself.
I asked her if she was sucking it in.
No.
SHE'S STILL AT 28 INCHES!!!!! WITH A BULGE!!!!!
WHAT BULGE?!?!?!? You can't be 28 inches and have a bulge!!!!!
Aha.
My wife informs me that you can too have a bulge at 28". Apparently she was 26" a year ago.
I was almost to the point where I was saying she had a bulge. I take it back!
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While I am sure it does not LOOK like a bulge in any sense, I can understand the feeling. It is possible to feel bloated even when there's next to nothing there. I didn't really start showing until about 3-4 months with the first one, but I wore maternity pants almost from day one, because my tummy felt bloated and sensitive to anything remotely tight. Didn't wear maternity *shirts* for a while, but I say amen to the pants!
ReplyDeleteDear husband,
ReplyDeleteWhen you see her eveyday, you might not really notice a budge. BUT, if you have not seen her for (lets say a year) you just might notice it...or something!